Archive - Emails from Grams

Nice grams don’t finish last

And that's no April Fool's

Apr 1

February 2025

Around the world in 80 ways

While busy making other plans

Feb 23

Your flight's now boarding

Baggage must be accompanied at all times

Feb 4

December 2024

Ten toes on the Turkey Trot

Coming out of the kitchen swinging

Dec 6, 2024

November 2024

Fall not into the arms of Sara Lee

Propel thyself forward with a good fart walk

Nov 19, 2024

Every house has horrors to behold

Nov 5, 2024

October 2024

The Invasion of the Bodice Rippers

Be still, my heart

Oct 22, 2024

From incubation to Turkey Trot

The miracle of life

Oct 4, 2024

September 2024

Swinging back into port

And checking into Heartbreak Hotel

Sep 18, 2024

This is my hill, and I shall die upon it

Hands off my Helen of Troys!

Sep 3, 2024

August 2024

A miracle! A new household pest has been discovered

Introducing Battering Ram Barbie

Aug 20, 2024

July 2024

Reporting live from Existential Crisis

No vacancy at Hotel de Harold

Jul 28, 2024

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