Emails from Grams

Nice grams don’t finish last

And that's no April Fool's

Apr 1

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February 2025

Around the world in 80 ways

While busy making other plans

Feb 23

7

1

2

Your flight's now boarding

Baggage must be accompanied at all times

Feb 4

5

1

4

December 2024

Ten toes on the Turkey Trot

Coming out of the kitchen swinging

Dec 6, 2024

3

1

1

November 2024

Fall not into the arms of Sara Lee

Propel thyself forward with a good fart walk

Nov 19, 2024

5

3

1

I rebuke you!

Every house has horrors to behold

Nov 5, 2024

7

1

2

October 2024

The Invasion of the Bodice Rippers

Be still, my heart

Oct 22, 2024

8

1

2

From incubation to Turkey Trot

The miracle of life

Oct 4, 2024

4

1

1

September 2024

Swinging back into port

And checking into Heartbreak Hotel

Sep 18, 2024

5

1

This is my hill, and I shall die upon it

Hands off my Helen of Troys!

Sep 3, 2024

1

1

1

August 2024

A miracle! A new household pest has been discovered

Introducing Battering Ram Barbie

Aug 20, 2024

1

1

July 2024

Reporting live from Existential Crisis

No vacancy at Hotel de Harold

Jul 28, 2024

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